So Is It Going to Be Kamala, or What?

7. Michelle Obama

Just saying, it would be cool to lock up the election in August.

We’ll end our final running mate edition of the Surge (RIP) the way we ended the first one: Michelle Obama should be Biden’s running mate choice because the election would be ~over~. It would be done! Michelle Obama would secure the election for Joe Biden the minute she was announced. She doesn’t want to do it … but it would be a lot cooler if she did. That’s all. Oh, one more thing: We will now type the names Stacey Abrams, Gretchen Whitmer, Tammy Baldwin, Val Demings, Keisha Lance Bottoms, Gina Raimondo, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Jill Biden, Chelsea Clinton, Maggie Hassan, Oprah Winfrey, Megan Rapinoe, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, and Bari Weiss so that when he picks one of them, we can say that we predicted it. And with that, congratulations to whichever woman whose name wasn’t typed in this edition on becoming Joe Biden’s running mate.

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